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I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
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Dick and his friends
Dick: Raven! Let me rush to your side when you dramatically faint, swoop in to rescue you after someone ripped all your clothes off and then pushed you off a skyscraper, maintain a mental link that you established to save my life which I later bring up when concerned about your well-being because I feel your emotions, literally go through hell while working with a sworn enemy of mine to bring you back from your asshole father, and reassure you that while your family is messed up, it is your choices that make you good or evil.
Dick: But we're just friends. I like Starfire.
Dick: Artemis! Let me teach you how to be badass without superpowers, find out your secrets and troll you but otherwise keep them secret out of respect, discuss how fulfilling we find our work, trust you with an incredibly complex undercover mission, perform unnecessary CPR on you, stare sadly at a photo of you and I when you're not really dead, show off my flexibility while pretending you are someone else, and reassure you that while your family is messed up, it is your choices that make you good or evil.
Dick: But you're involved with Wally and I'm busy having sex with everyone else on the planet.
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